Archive for August, 2008

Somebody thinks I’m a complete moron

Well, there might be more than one, but I got this email today:

Stupid Email

Even to the casual observer, there are a number of things wrong:

  1. From: “greetingcard.org” but email is from “lovells.com”
  2. To: “dear friend” – somebody sending me a card might know my name
  3. Card link is “pieralbrechtdr.com/e-card.exe” an EXE for Pete’s sake! Can you get any more transparent in your evil intentions?
  4. Various typos and misspellings (”aviailable”, “enjoy you eCard”) sure put that “professional polish” on the presentation

Needless to say, I didn’t click on the link (though with Thunderbird as my email agent and Firefox 3 as my browser, I’d likely get out of it OK).

If you should happen to find an email like this addressed to you, just discard it. It’s only going to cause you problems in the long run. Really.

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I had lunch with my cousin Cheryl today

“Cousin” is probably a bit of a stretch. Three brothers, Michael, Matthew, and Edward, emigrated from England to Connecticut in 1630 – ten years after the Pilgrims managed to find shore near Plymouth Massachusetts when they realized they were out of beer and need to find a packie.

I forget which way it goes exactly, but I think Matthew was the progenitor of my family’s branch, and Edward was the progenitor of Cheryl’s branch. It really only matters to the geneologists of the group – I’m not one of them, but Cheryl is, so she’ll probably correct me – ever so politely, because that’s her nature – if I am wrong.

Cheryl and I used to work at the same company a number of years ago, which is how we knew one another to begin with. While researching her family tree, Cheryl ran across my family name, and asked if perhaps, in my distant heritage, there might have been three brothers, Michael, Matthew, and Edward, who migrated from England about 1630 – ten years after the Pilgrims managed to find shore near Plymouth Massachusetts when they realized they were out of beer and need to find a packie.

“Why, yes!” I exclaimed (well, not really exclaimed, but I’m trying to pump up my writing), and borrowed what few geneological references I knew about from my elder brother, and loaned them to Cheryl. We did have a connection going way, way, back (yes, when three brothers, blah, blah, blah). Now we refer to one another as “Cousin”.

This might seem rather a non-sequitur, but have you tried Linked-In? It’s a marvelous web site, designed to let folks network to friends, family, co-workers, and that ilk. It can come in handy to have “networked” if you find yourself in need of a job. Anyway, I’m a member, Cheryl’s a member, and that’s how we found one another again. Certainly the email addresses of our former defunct employer aren’t worth a hill of beans for connecting.

It turns out that we now work about 15 minutes from one another. And that’s on foot! So I walked over today and we chatted in the cafeteria for an hour and caught up a bit. I even got to see another former co-worker, and there are others who work there as well. It was like old home week.

So that was fun way to end the week!

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More Yogurt

Last week’s batch was a quart of whole milk and a pint of half-and-half. It yielded 5 six-ounce servings. This week I just bought a half-gallon of whole milk, and a tin of plain Market Basket yogurt for the culture. There was no Stonyfield Farms plain yogurt to be had, at least at that store, and I wasn’t going to make a special stop.

Saturday night I slowly brought the milk to a boil. Rats! I turned my back for a second to get the culture yogurt out of the fridge and it boiled over, ever-so-slightly. But still a mess to clean up.

In an ice bath, again, I cooled the milk down to about 108°F, stirred in the culture, and poured it all into an insulated container, where it sat overnight.

The next morning I washed out my muslin sieve again, but this time, instead of just putting it in a colander, I hung it from one of the cabinet knobs, and let it drain for about three hours. OK, I sort of lost track of time.

The resulting yogurt was really thick, because a quart of whey had drained off. You do the math – I ended up with 5 six-ounce servings. I picked up a gallon size insulated container at WalMart later that day. Next week I’m going big-time!

(Oh, and the Market Basket yogurt seems OK as a starter culture. I hated changing two variables at once, but those are the breaks of Science, I guess).

(Monday August 25 update)

I made another batch over the weekend, using my new 1-gallon container. I think it’s made by RubberMaid, and cost all of $5. Once again I had to change my culture yogurt because Market Basket can’t seem to maintain a consistent supply of everything. I don’t know – maybe the yogurt market is in deep flux… But a gallon of Market Basket whole milk ($2.99) and a tin of Dannon plain yogurt ($0.50) was the extent of my expenditure. I used the new Martha Stewart pan that Mrs. Imaginarythreedimensionalblackboard.com purchased at Macy’s the other day. It’s stainless, and has a pretty heavy bottom on it, but it was a trick to bring that whole gallon of milk to a boil without scorching. (I scorched). But an ice bath brought the hot milk down to 115°F in a few minutes. I mixed in the Dannon yogurt, poured it all into the bucket, and screwed the lid on for the overnight.

I got up at 7 the next morning, washed the muslin, put it in a colander which was apparently just 1 gallon in size, and tied it off to let it drain for about three hours while I went and helped with the local highway beautification project with my radio club. I got back about three hours later, and packed the yogurt up in nice little plastic lidded GladWare cups. Even though it was scorched, just a little, the yogurt is pretty good. Next week I’ll try not to scorch it!

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Happy Birthday, Grandpa!

Earle A. Griswold

1900 – 1986

He’d have been 108 today, but I doubt he’d have been happy about it. Living to 108 would have been far too ostentatious for his tastes.

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Ten Commandments for Developers

I write software for a living. But I also use software for a living, and Damien has written Ten Commandments that all developers should follow.

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Greek Yogurt

On our recent trip to West Virginia, we stopped at a grocery store in Morgantown to pick up supplies for the Bolyard Family Reunion (our “reason” for going down to begin with). I noticed a particular brand of yogurt that I’d seen around, but never tried – Fage Greek yogurt. Always willing to try something new, I bought a couple of containers – at $2 a pop. That price level for yogurt had never crossed my mind. I had become accustomed to buying Dannon at 2/$1 for “normal” consumption, which is two tins a day.

This Fage ( Greek Φαγε – pronounced “Fa-yeh” ) yogurt is just marvelous! The texture and flavor are different from my usual brands, even though it, too, is made from cows’ milk like the Dannon (and Stonyfield Farms) yogurt I’d been eating. Big problem, though, was the cost. If you know me, you know that I can’t (errr, won’t) spend $2 for a tin of yogurt that often (though I’d tolerated the $1.25 price at Market Basket). Well, Market Basket increased their price 20% to $1.50, still not horrible, Hannaford was pricing it at $2.09, and Shaw’s was an incredible and ridiculous $2.39. That didn’t even include delivery.

Since I’d tried making yogurt before [1] I thought I’d give making Greek Yogurt a spin.

I bought a quart of whole milk, and since Greek yogurt is best with a bit of fat in it, I went overboard and got a pint of half-and-half to boost the milkfat. I also bought a tin of Stonyfield Farms plain yogurt, because I have used their cultures before with good results.

Following my prior technique, I mixed the milk and half-and-half, heated it to a scald (about 205ºF), then cooled it to about 110ºF, where the yogurt cultures (various lactobacillus strains) are happiest, mixed in the Stonyfield yogurt, then put it in an insulated container, where it sat overnight turning into yogurt.

In the morning I went to the rag bag, pulled out a piece of muslin sheeting about two feet square, washed it with detergent and rinsed it really well, then put it in a colander. I poured the yogurt into the muslin and let it drain for about two hours. About three cups of whey drained off, making the remaining yogurt nice and thick.

I portioned it off by 3/4 cups into plastic containers I’d used for yogurt before, and popped it into the fridge. Cassie the dog got the leftovers – she’s not particular about what she eats, but she loves yogurt.

A taste testing later with honey (a typical way to serve Greek yogurt) shows it to be quite tasty. Next week I’ll skip the half-and-half, and I’ll advance to a half-gallon of whole milk.

If you, like so many others, think I’m all wet and want a more mainstream take on Greek yogurt making, see this. I consulted with this site midway through the process to find out how long to let the yogurt drain.

(P.S. I ran out of my yogurt on Wednesday. On Thursday I expressed disappointment in being out of “my” yogurt. I hope I feel that way next week after the next batch ;)

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Software

Most of my die-hard fans (both of you!) know that I’m a “software professional”, for whatever that’s worth (no, I won’t fix your PC). As with most professions, tools are very important. Here is a good one – CPrompt. If you are running Windows Explorer and would like a command prompt in a particular directory, just right click, select “C:\ Prompt Here” from the menu, and voila!

Almost indispensable, and very handy in my line of work. If you know how to work the DOS prompt and use Windows a lot, download and install CPrompt

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This is just a test

To see if I can embed pictures from my Picasa account… Mrs Imaginarythreedimensionalblackboard.com and I went to the Cheshire Fair in New Hampshire this weekend.

I think my sister would like this tractor for Christmat

I think my sister would like this tractor for Christmas

No WONDER this quilt took a ribbon!

No WONDER this quilt took a ribbon!

Experimentally, here is the set of photos I took at the fair:
CheshireFair

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Well, I guess I can blog full-time now!

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