TSA’s new regulations

As a sometime traveler, I like to keep up on current trends. Those jerks who planned to blow up American airplanes flying in from the UK brought about another ripple in the TSA pond, so TSA responded with a new set of regulations ( List of Prohibited Items )

Items in the list include antibiotic creams, like Neosporin, toothpaste, mouthwash, lip gloss,  bubble bath, and liquid mascara. Items that can be carried into the passenger compartment of an airplane? Gel-filled brassieres and personal lubricant. I can\’t brush my teeth, but Trixy can be a busty vixen, and, well, I won\’t even to mention anything Rodney might be doing with the personal lubricant…

Just seems absurd to me.