Stupid e-mail subject lines

The company I work for has an active \”spam\” filter on the incoming e-mail stream, and these e-mails are pushed off into a special bucket that can be reviewed – just in case one of the e-mails turns out to be legitimate. I don\’t ordinarily bother to look, but here are some of the recent subjects that are supposed to lure me into opening the virus-infested crap:
We will have bicycle-tour!
Go downstairs now
Your IP saw on illegal sites
Admin asked you to add him
Let\’s listen to this specialist
Is that your dog on a street
About our common friend Jack
Found your card in lift, it\’s Mark
Please read
Fire near your house!
Jennifer, that girl, wants your number
I\’m headhunter, let\’s meet
Our lections scanned
Sandy will sue you
We meet stars tomorrow
I scanned all info..
E-version of documents
Your car is scratched
Hold party photos
We go to bowling
Inquiry form for mail service holders
Forgot my cell phone at home
Come to our room
Saw your wife today
Open it 1 hour later, ok?

And that was just today, though a lot of them are repeats from earlier in the week.